Girls, Guys and ATMs

Here's something funny for the weekend... remember when we used to forward funny stuff to each other? 

HOW GUYS AND CHICKS USE THE ATM
HOW HE DOES IT...
1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt

5. Drive away


HOW SHE DOES IT...

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Back up and pull forward to get closer

3. Shut off engine

4. Roll down window before you realize...

5. ...You are too far from the machine so you have to get out of the car

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written

9. Decipher PIN written messily on grocery receipt

10. Study instructions.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Reenter correct PIN

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. Stop

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Drive 3 miles

41. Release parking brake

The Summer of Blogging, Day Eighteen