Best. Apology. Letter. Ever.
(in case you can't read the text, and/or the picture doesn't appear)
Dear Bike Owner,
On Saturday April 20 I graduated From University and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus , and I am too broke to afford A cab, so I borrowed your bike withoutasking. It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.
Anyways I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike,
lifted from one of my favorite sites, Sports Illustrated's Hot Clicks