a walk down idol laine

We've got five Idols left.  In one hour of primetime, or 20 minutes of DVR time and typing, we will have four Idols left.  How do we know this?

Because...

THIS IS

THE AMERICAN

IDOL RESULTS

SHOW

DAWG

In a baby moment, The Lovely Steph Leann and I pause the show and spend 5 minutes trying to recreate the odd lip zurbrrrrt noises that our five month old is making.  This is called entertainment when you are parents of an infant.

To the show!

Seacrusty jumps right in and brings Joshua Ledet to the stage... Jimmy Iovine tells us that there is no way Joshua goes home tonight.

Dim the lights!  Here we go!  After the nationwide vote... Joshua is SAFE!  Back to the Couch of Comfort, he's make the Final Four!

Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Fast Forward through Ford Music Video

Fast Forward through Coldplay

Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Back to results!  Let's bring Phillip2 and Hollie Cav to centerstage... Jimmy thinks she pulled off "River Deep Mountain High", and it was a gamechanger for her... and that though he didn't love "Bleedin' Love", but he liked it.  Jimmy also thinks that Phillip2 is very strong in what he's doing, but has been coasting and was very bland last night.

Seacrusty then asks for the gum that P2 is chewing... "I'll take that".

Dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote... Hollie Cav... heads to the Silver Stools of Suck, while Phillip2 goes the Couch of Comfort, in the Final Four.

Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Fast Forward through Carrie Underwood

Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Seacrusty calls upon Little Skylar Laine and J-Sanch to follow him to the middle of the stage.  Jimmy Iovine says that Little Skylar Laine is a fighter, and sang really well during "Fortunate Son", while he only liked, not loved, "You Don't Have to Say You Love Me".  For J-Sanch, he loved "You Are So Beautiful", but thought J-Sanch's dress for "Proud Mary" was out of character, and wasn't good for Jessica's image.  Too mature, too racy... and The Lovely Steph Leann said the same thing when J-Sanch was performing.

Dim the lights!  Here we go!  After the nationwide vote, Jessica Sanchez is safe.

The Lovely Steph Leann:  This sucks.  Its either Little Skylar Laine or Hollie Cav.  Suck it.

Fast Forward through Commerical Break

Fast Forward through Coldplay, again

Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Now, one of these two will leave the show.  Hollie Cav or Little Skylar Laine.

The Lovely Steph Leann:  I like both of them!  Suck it.  SUCK IT!!

Dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote... and nearly 60 billion votes, per state, have decided that the person going home is...

Little Skylar Laine.

The Lovely Steph Leann:  Suck it.

Hollie Cav, in tears, hugs Little Skylar Laine, and takes a seat on the Couch of Comfort, now a part of the Final Four.

Sigh.

I think Jessica Sanchez is going to win this stupid thing.

Sigh.

(random funny/cute thing ever... The Lovely Steph Leann singing along to Little Skylar Laine's version of Miranda Lambert's "Gunpowder and Lead", while bouncing Campbell Isaiah)