she can't make you love her (idol results)

Here it is, Saturday... and somehow, someway, I DON'T KNOW who got kicked off of Idol... Friday night, after writing the above review and watching the performances, we ended up spending some time with The Bro'in'Law Tyler and having dinner at Brava, followed by ice cream at Brewster's... then, a viewing of the movie "Rango" at The Cabana.

So now, finally... I find out.  You find out.  We recap the Idol Results show...

THIS IS

AMERICAN IDOL

RESULTS

Tonight, previous American Idol winner David Cook will get fast forwarded through... J-Lo has a new single we won't hear, due to the Fast Forward button... and even more fun stuff to be fast forwarded!

Like... the Group Song! 

And Fast Forward through Commercial Break

Fast Forward through Ford Music Video behind-the-scenes

Fast Forward through Ford Music Video

And now, results...  Phillip2 gets called by Seacrusty to come centerstage... and Jimmy Iovine gives his thoughts, like "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" was a great beginning to who P2 is.  And for "Volcano", he says that it all came together.  But what did America say?

Dim the lights, here we go! After the nationwide vote, America has said Phillip2 will be headed... back to the Couch of Comfort... but with no results.  Its it a Couch of Comfort, or a Couch of Failure?  Oh, Seacrusty, you faker!

Hollie Cav gets called down next.  Jimmy Iovine says she's peaking, but in the wrong direction.  And for her performance of "I Can't Make You Love Me", Jimmy thinks she crashed and burned.

Fast forward through commercial break

Fast forward through Season 7 winner David Cook's new single

Fast forward through commercial break

Let's get Soul Brother #1 Joshua Ledet down here Center Stage... Jimmy says "You Raise Me Up" let Joshua down.  But "It's a Man's Man's Man's World" was a piece of magic, when James Brown and Joshua Ledet came together.   And Seacrusty sends Joshua Ledet back to the Couch of Anxiety?

Finally, here is Jessica Sanchez.  Jimmy thinks that J-Sanch resorted back to old tricks when doing "Steal Away"... but for "I Am Telling You I Am Not Going", it was shock and awe and amazing.

Fast forward through commercial break

Fast forward through J-Lo's writhing about on stage

Fast forward through commercial break

And now... Seacrusty asks Creepy Uncle Steven about Phillip2, and says that P2 knows who he is, but just doesn't care, which is what everyone loves.  J-Lo is asked about Hollie Cav, and she gives some uplifting hooey and applesauce.  Randy the Dawg speaks on Joshua Ledet, and says he wasn't ready a year ago, but is ready now, more than ready.  And Seacrusty goes back to J-Lo and asks about J-Sanch, and J-Lo just glows. 

Dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote, America is sending Jessica Sanchez to the Top Three.  Huge "Duh" moment there.  We knew this would happen.

The next person going to The Top Three... Joshua Ledet.  Again, I thought this might happen. 

And now, Hollie Cav and Phillip2 stand side-by-side.  One in the Top Three, one goes home.

Fast forward through commercial break

We're back... dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote, the final person in The Top Three is...

...

...

Phillip Phillips.

Campbell is now crying.  Hollie Cavanagh is gone.  And we kinda knew this was coming.