Testosterone No More

Six are left.   Six start this results show.  Five will remain.  Five will leave the show with a chance to win.  Four.  Four weeks left.  Or so, anyway.  Three judges.  Three babblers.  Two hours down this week.  One hour left. 

Tonight... another one bites the dust.  Tonight, one won't be the champion. 

THIS

IS THE

AMERICAN

IDOL RESULTS

Kicking off the show, The Lovely Steph Leann pipes up and says, "Sigh.  I'm still sad Colton is gone.  Sigh."

Seacrust tells us that the Idols received a staggering 576,088,029,003 votes last night... and that's just an average per state.  Amazing.

As I start to fast forward through The Queen Extravaganza performance, The Lovely Steph Leann whimpers... "This is my favorite Queen song."  So, we listen to "Somebody to Love".

Fast forward through Commercial Break

Fast forward through Ford Music Video

And now, a video where the Idols head to TMZ's headquarters to learn how to deal with the Hollywood mean scene... and its actually pretty funny...

Now, the results!

Seacrusty calls down J-Sanch and My Next American Idol Elise Testosterone to centerstage.  After missing him last night, we get some Jimmy Iovine!  He calls J-Sanch's take on "Bohemian Rhapsody" a complete mistake, but calls her "Dance with My Father" a masterpiece.   Jimmy also felt that both of My Next American Idol Elise Testosterone's song choices were bad choices. 

Dim the lights!  Here we go!  After the nationwide vote...

Me:  I bet My Next American Idol Elise Testosterone is in the Bottom Three again
The Lovely Steph Leann:  Well, I dunno... J-Sanch was voted out once.

...and I was right.

Fast forward through Commercial Break

And we are back and we see The Saved Casey Abrams, with much more hair, chatting with Seacrusty... and now we see the return of Stefano Italiano!

Fast forward through Stefano Italiano's performance

Fast forward through Commercial Break

Now, Seacrusty pulls down Hollie Cav and Joshua Ledet to centerstage.   Jimmy Iovine says that Hollie Cav's "Save Me" was great, and thought even better of Joshua Ledet's songs. 

Dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote, one is in the Top Three, the other in The Bottom Three... and its Hollie Cav having a seat in the Silver Stools of Suck.

Fast forward through Commercial Break

Fast forward through Katy Perry

Fast forward through Commercial Break

The Lovely Steph Leann, asleep.

Now, we have Phillip2 and Little Skylar Laine, and they both head to centerstage with Seacrusty.  Jimmy Iovine thought Little Skylar Laine's Queen song was great, but the country song was a little self-indulgent.  Jimmy thinks that Phillip2's songs weren't all that great, though...

Dim the lights, here we go!  After the nationwide vote, the Idol in the final spot of The Bottom Three is... Little Skylar Laine.   Seacrusty pulls over Hollie Cav and My Next American Idol Elise Testosterone, and then immediately sends Little Skylar Laine back to The Couch of Comfort.

The Lovely Steph Leann awakens just in time to see Little Skylar Laine get the safety news, and she says, "Well, this sucks..."

Fast forward through Commercial Break

Dim the lights, here we go! After then nationwide vote...

...and deep inside, I knew this would happen...

My Next American Idol won't actually be America's Next American Idol, as Elise Testosterone goes home. 

I am saddened, not only because I loved her voice, plus thought that the judges never gave her a fair shake, but now I've got to find another My Next American Idol.  Phillip2?  Hollie Cav?  I dunno.

The Lovely Steph Leann went back to sleep.  Fitting.