The Lovely Steph Leann has her finger on the "right arrow" button, ready to fast forward through all the crap. We get a quick video flash of what we just saw, and teased us on who might go home.
One guy... one girl... one night... the judges decide.
THIS IS
THE FIRST
AMERICAN
IDOL
ELIMINATION SHOW
EPISODE
OF THE
SEASON
NOT COUNTING THE SEMIS
SHOW
Seacrusty tells us that America's Darlin' Lauren Alaina is here to sing, as with Supa Dupa Stah Mary J. Blige, which I'm sure we'll fast forward through both.
The group song... fast forward
Commercial break.. fast forward
Ford Music Video... fast forward
I'm very proud that I haven't actually seen a Ford Music Video in about four seasons. Let's see if we can keep that streak up this season.
And let's do the results... J-Sanch... Hollie Cav... and Elise Testosterone are up first. And from this group, its pretty easy to predict that Elise Testosterone is in the Bottom Three. And Jimmy Iovine, via video clip, says about Elise, "This wasn't her song tonight..." Uh, how about you and Mary J. forced that song on her? Is that even fair? Wouldn't it be better for her to pick the song and then crash and burn, rather than crashing and burning on a song you don't even know?
Dim the lights! Here we go! America has decided that J-Sanch is safe, and heads to the Couch of Comfort. After the nationwide vote, Elise Testosterone heads to the Silver Stools of Failure, the first chick in the Bottom Three Girls.
Now, its Big Daddy Jermaine, Colton and Hee Jun! (he'll take a sad song and make it better). My prediction? Big Daddy Jermaine is in the Bottom Three.
Dim the lights! Here we go! America has decided that Colton is safe, and he heads to the Couch of Comfort. After the nationwide vote, Big Daddy Jermaine heads to the Silver Stools of Failure, the first dude in the Bottom Three Guys.
Commercial break... fast forward
America's Darlin' Lauren Alaina sings... The Lovely Steph Leann wants to see it.
But finally... fast forward
Commercial break... fast forward
Now we are back... Shannon Magrane is up, with Skylar Laine and EVP. From this group, I'm predicting two of these in the Bottom Three Chicks, and I'm guessing Shannon Magrane and EVP.
Dim the lights! Here we go! America has decided that Skylar Laine is safe, and she heads to the Couch of Comfort. After the nationwide vote, Shannon Magrane and EVP head to the Silver Stools of Failure, the next two in the Bottom Three Girls. (by the way, I just typed the last two paragraphs before Seacrusty gave the results--and I was spot on.)
The guys again... D'Kenny G... Joshua.. Phillip2 and Jeremy Risotto are the guys left. Two in the Bottom Three. My predictions? Joshua and Phillip2 are safe.
Dim the lights! Here we go! America has decided that Phillip2 and D'Kenny G are safe, and they head to the Couch of Comfort. After the nationwide vote, Jeremy Risotto and Joshua Lidet go to the Silver Stools of Failure.
Then Seacrusty fulls a fast one, telling Joshua and EVP quickly they are safe. Oh, that Seacrusty!
Commercial Break... fast forward
Mary J. Blige sings... fast forward
Commercial Break... fast forward
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| Its been a while... so, for no other reason than its my blog, and I can... its Pickles!!! |
Dim the lights! Here we go! Seacrusty walks to Big Daddy Jermaine and says he's safe. Then he tells Shannon Magrane she's safe for another week.
So now, Elise Testosterone and Jeremy Risotto, the bottom girl and bottom guy... Randy the Dawg says that America kinda got it right, probably.
Commerical break... fast forward
The judges have conferred, and J-Lo has to give the decision. They have decided to save Elise Testosterone, and we say goodbye to Jeremy Risotto, J-Lo's "wild card" pick. And Seacrusty has already said this was the only time any Idol will be saved from elimination, so there it is.
Once again, I feel like Jeremy shouldn't be there. Maybe it was better than The Welfare Justin Timberlake, who knows.
Bring back Baylie Brown!
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