Jermaine's Big Toss

We lost Big Daddy Jermaine on the previous episode.  But we will lose one more tonight.  And tonight is a pivotal episode because the survivors of the cuts go on The American Idol Summer Tour. 

THIS IS

AMERICAN

IDOL'S TOP TEN

Seacrusty shows us the Top 11, all seated on the Couch of Anxiety, in which the survivors will go the Silver Stools of Safety. 

We see a video of Tommy Hilfiger, who will be the "image designer of Idol". 

Fast forward through Tommy Hilfiger.

Fast forward through commercial break.

Fast forward through the Ford Music Video

And we are back!  Seacrusty calls up Phillip2, Elise Testosterone, Joshua Ledet and Little Skylar Laine.  I feel like you just don't want to be in a group with Joshua Ledet or Little Sky... and maybe Phillip2.  I think this is bad for E-Test.

Dim the lights... here we go.  After the nationwide vote... Joshua Ledet heads to the summer tour and the Silver Stools of Safety.  After the vote... Phillip2 is also safe.  Which means that E-Test will be in the Bottom Three, because we know it ain't Little Skylar Laine.  After the vote... yes, its Elise Testosterone, going to the Silver Stools of Suck.

Fast forward through commercial break.

Fast forward through Demi Lovato's song.

And we are back!  Colton... Shannon Magrane... J-Sanch... and D'Kenny G are up.  I would imagine that Colton Dixon would be safe, and that J-Sanch will have enough Idol cred after last week to get to the Summer Tour.  One can only hope that D'Kenny G will just get shot in a drive-by.  Poor Shannon Magrane.

Dim the lights... here we go.  First, its Colton, and he gets a pass to The Silver Stools of Safety, after Seacrusty tries to fake us out.  You faker!  D'Kenny G gets call, then Seacrusty goes to J-Sanch to the Stools of Safety.  Then, we have Shannon Magrane, and back to D'Kenny G.  After the nationwide vote, D'Kenny G is safe.  Suck it.  Shannon Magrane goes to The Silver Stools of Suck.

The Lovely Steph Leann grumbles, "Stupid people vote for losers."

Fast foward through commercial break.

Fast forward through Daughtry

Fast forward though another commerical break.

Dim the lights... here we go.  Now, its EVP, Hee Jun! (he'll take a sad song and make it better), and Hollie Cav.  I can't imagine Hollie Cav going to the Silver Stools of Suck, so it will be between Shannon Magrane and Hee Jun! (he'll take a sad song and make it better).  After the nationwide vote... Hollie Cav is SAFE!  After the nationwide vote... EVP is in the Bottom Three, and heads to the Silver Stools of Suck.  Hee Jun! (he'll take a sad song and make it better) gets a spot on the Summer Tour, and will go to the Silver Stools of Safety.

J-Lo says that the Bottom Three isn't good this week, because Elise Testosterone nailed it last night.  Creepy Uncle Steven Tyler says the same.   Lucky for all of us, Seacrusty sends E-Test back to the Silver Stools of Safety.

The Lovely Steph Leann is saying things like "darn it!" and "stupid teenagers voting for spaghetti head!"

Fast forward through commerical break

And we're back!  Now, we've got EVP and Shannon Magrane, one will go to the Silver Stools of Safety and the Summer Tour, and the other will go home.  Dim the lights... here we go.  After the nationwide vote... the person going on tour is... Erika Van Pelt.

Shannon Magrane will sing for her life, and apparently there is The Judges Save that has been reinstated, maybe because the loss of Big Daddy Jermaine gave the show an extra week.  Perhaps we'll call this the Jessica Sanchez Memorial Save.

And even with her singing, there is no way in Hades and back that the judges will use their save up this early in the season.  No stinkin' way. 

Randy the Dawg confirms it quickly.  Shannon Magrane goes home. 

And I'm going to bed.