Saturday, August 13, 2011

The Recession

Thanks to the Facebook page of Hurricane Rhett and Amarylis by Morning (up from San Antone), plus a little Google work, here is a great article about how the recession has hit us hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

CEO's are now playing mini-golf

McDonald's is now selling the 1/4th ouncer

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen

I saw a Mormon with only one wife

A picture has been downgraded to being worth only 200 words now

If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you call them to ask if they meant you or them

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their own children's names

My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it.  They re-possessed her.

Exotic dancers are suffering injuries because patrons are throwing rolls of pennies at them

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they have to share a room

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates

Last week, the CEO of Wal-Mart was shopping at Wal-Mart

Walking into the bank, the teller handed me a note that said, "This is a robbery"

I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call number in Pakistan.  When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked me if I could drive a truck

The Summer of Blogging Day Fifty Seven

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