7p...And here we are... Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are onstage, kicking things off... shots at Ricky Gervais and those movies "that have only been in theater for 2 days"...
705p... Amy nods to Kathryn Bigelow, director of "Zero Dark Thirty", saying "I would take advice about torture from a woman who was married to James Cameron..." drawing a huge laugh and a huge "whoa!' from the crowd.
706p... The Satellite just went out. Again.
710p... Still out. Who won?
710p... Thanks to Twitter, I learned the Christoph Waltz won best Supporting Actor in a Movie for "Django Unchained."
712p... Satellite still out.
719p... And the show comes back on, with Eva Longoria and Don Cheadle onscreen, giving out some award for Mini-Series or Movie... and the winner is "GameChange". A brilliant, film, by the way... and this is someone who is a staunch conservative.
719p... Apparently, Professor McGonagall won for "Downton Abbey" a few minutes ago. I think. Stupid rain.
720p... And its off... and its on... and the satellite is off... and its on... and its off... and its...
720p... At least we got to see a speech by the husband of the lead singer of the Bangles.
730p... Still off. Seriously. One of my favorite nights, where I get to blog and make fun, and nothing.
And... turns out I've been hit with some sort of malware called Scour. And my Norton didn't find it.
732p... Here we go again!
What did we miss? A Les Mis montage.
Now we have the always awesome Paul Rudd and the sometimes cool Salma Hayek for Best Actor in a TV Series. "Homeland" won a ton of these acting awards at the Emmys, and so, Damien Lewis picks it up for the same show.
734p... And so begins a Homeland lovefest. Perhaps I should see this show at some point.
|Teleprompter screw up? No problem. Paul Rudd is here.|
The Lovely Steph Leann: Seriously? Homeland? The Newsroom is so much better. (I tend to agree) But, Claire Danes looks good after just having a kid.
737p... Apparently, the teleprompter screwed up. Paul Rudd needs to host every teleprompter breakdown.
742p... After a quick commercial break, we get a clip from the nominated film Argo, which is a great film that you should see right now.
744p... Best Score now, with Jennifer Lopez and Jason Statham are out to give the award. And the award goes to... Homeland!
745p... Just kidding. Life of Pi.
745p... The Lovely Steph Leann: Really?! Now the Life of Pi love begins... crap.
747p... Best Original Song! Music from Skyfall... The Hunger Games... Act of Valor... some Pacino/Walken film... and Les Miserables... and the winner is?
749p... Adele be Rollin in the Deep, with the Skyfall win. Movie wasn't that great. Neither was the song. Let's be real, here.
750p... I think Life of Pi will win 3.14 awards tonight.
801p... Due to the fact I have some crappy malware on the computer, I had to do a re-start on the computer. Good times. So, we are about 8 minutes behind, which hopefully we will catch up on during commercials
802p... Campbell just smashed his foot in the baby gate. Cause he's a genius.
803p... So, Kevin Costner just won for Hatfields & McCoys... he's actually giving a better acting performance right now than he does in most of his movies.
806p... Bill Clinton? Really?
807p... Hollywood Libs are going nuts right now. He'd still be president if they coulda changed that stupid Constitution... though... I wonder what would happen if Obama and Bill ran against each other? The first black president AND Obama? Wow...
809p... Will Ferrill and Kristen Wiig come out together. Can they host next year?! That would be awesome too!
809p... Best Comedy/Musical Actress award...
810p... I've never used these words before but.. Kristin Wiig is friggin' hot. Just sayin.
811p... Will and Kristin are cracking me the heck up...
|This was Tommy Lee Jones. He's actually laughing here.|
813p... Jennifer Lawrence won!! Taylor Swift gave her a standing O... and J-Law says, "What does this say?! I beat Meryl [Streep]!!" then follows it up with "Harvey [Weinstein], thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here..."
816p... Best Supporting Actor TV Series/Movie/Mini-Series...
816p... John Krasinski is with Kristen Bell to give the award to... Ed Harris for GameChange. I dig it. I kinda think that John Krasinski is a possible entry into The Colin Firth Club for The Lovely Steph Leann. He's a good dude.
817p... Jamie Foxx out to discuss "Django Unchained"
818p... And now, Jonah Hill and Megan Fox... a mismatch of epic proportions. Awkward banter.
819p... Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture... Amy Adams is nominated. I'm in love with her, I don't care, I'll admit it. But? Anne Hathaway wins this easily.
|I just won a Golden Globe? And am probably headed for Oscar|
gold? Shut! Up!
821p... She even references Genovia! Winning!!!
822p... Caught up to Live TV!
823p... Amanda Seyfried with the cute, weird eyes and Edward the Gay Vampire are out for the Screenplay Award.
824p... Tarantino won!?! "I wasn't expecting this!" he says. Neither was anyone else in that room, QT.
Favorite Tweets of the night so far:
@bradlatta... Anne Hathaway is the cutest boy in Hollywood
@MissMovies... Three words: JLaw boob shelf
@pourmecoffee... Taylor Swift is so sad in losing to Adele she's going home and listening to Adele
@JamiesRabbits... I feel like Jennifer Lopez only checks her rearview mirror before going out
826p... Jeremy Irons being very Jeremy Ironsy...
827p... I prefer Will and Kristin's description of Salmon in Yemen
827p... Lucy Liu and Debra Messing is out for Best Actor in a TV Comedy Series... Don Cheadle for House of Lies.
833p... Sly and Arnold are giving out Best Foreign Film. Is it usual to have the presenters speak a foreign language? "Amour" from Austria wins... and I think this is where it picks up steam to steal a major award Oscar in a month.
@JamiesRabbits: I feel like Sylvester Stallone being in a movie called "A Bullet to the Head" is a bit redundant
836p... Nathan Fillion and Lea Michele come out for Best TV Actress Drama... Excuse me, Nathan Fillion, Lea Michele and Lea Michele's overbite. The winner is... Claire Danes, for Homeland.
I knew that, by the way.
844p... Sacha Baron Cohen is out, holding his wine, and acting like Sacha Baron Cohen, which is a bit refreshing, because in Les Miz, he was very Un-Sacha-like. And being fairly funny. Best Animated Film.
846p... At least he's not hiding his drinking. "Brave" wins, from the category of Foregone Conclusion.
848p... I wonder if Liev Schriber looks at Hugh Jackman, thinks about "Wolverine" and wonders how it all went wrong.
850p... Aziz Ansari and Jason Bateman makes a Downton Abby weed joke that everyone laughs at, except for the Downton Abby table.
851p... Lena Dunham wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Comedy series. I think that she is an actreZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
859p... We've seen far too little of Amy and Tina tonight...
859p... The Lovely Steph Leann's knees wobble again, as Robert Downey Jr comes onstage.
901p... Jodie Foster is getting the Cecil DeMille Award for lifetime achievement? I'm sorry... wha...???
902p... I'm confused... wasn't she just in "The Silence of the Lambs like, 3 years ago?
905p... "Nell"... "Sommersby"... "Nim's Island"... "Little Man Tate"... thank you Jodie Foster for your great body of work.
906p... Taaaaay.... in da wiiiinnn.....
908p... I'm not positive... but Jodie Foster might've been drinking. Just a bit.
908p... Real subtle cut to Jane Lynch
909p... I'm not even sure what Jodie Foster is talking about. And I'm not sure if the audience knows it either.
911p... I really hope there is a written version of this speech somewhere online, so I can re-read this and start to decipher what just happened. I feel like Jodie's therapist.
916p... Back from commercial... Halle Berry... Best Director
The Lovely Steph Leann: Her dress is so bizarre! Her boob is hanging out all weird!
917p... Ben Affleck just won Best Director for Argo... an award he wasn't even nominated for in the Academy Awards this year. This is awesome!
919p... Josh Brolin is out to discuss "Moonrise Kingdom"... a movie I'm halfway through at this point. Looking forward to finishing it after the awards.
@JamiesRabbits: Ben Affleck. We can now forget Gigli. (I agree)
921p... Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon out to give Best TV Series Comedy/Musical... the award goes to Girls on HBO.
922p... I should feel happy for a success story like Lena Dunham but... I just don't.
@BradJLatta: Girls, on the other hand, doesn't sound like a show I'm ever going to watch
927p... Lena Dunham drops a Chad Lowe reference... and finally, he gets thanked for Hilary Swank's Oscar win! Only took a decade.
@JamiesRabbits: Chad Lowe SHOULD be namedropped. All the time. As my co-workers will learn this week.
Random online comment: Girls. The most awesome uncomfortable show ever.
Its 930, and they are about to race through the rest of these awards like a boss.
929p... Christian Bale comes out, not hitting anyone, but to give accolades to"Silver Linings Playbook". Really want to see this film.
930p... From the category of "About time...", I really like "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
931p... Jennifer Garner comes out to give Best Actor in Comedy/Musical... Hugh Jackman just won for Les Miserables.
933p... The Lovely Steph Leann is wobbly and weak.
934p... And yes, I'm happy he won this. He may not win the Oscar for it, but since Actor is divided up into Comedy/Musical and Drama, then he and Danie Day-Lewis can both win. Tonight. Not on Oscar night.
938p... Jeremy Renner... straight from The Artist? He's out to review Best Drama Movie
939p... Dustin Hoffman, director of Quartet, a movie that no one has ever heard of. Not you, not me. Don't jive.
940p... Best Comedy/Musical... and the winner is Les Miserables...
The Lovely Steph Leann: Oh listen. They are playing the song that they left off the soundtrack. Which is the theme of the whole movie, right? What the heck?
@BradJLatta: Who's that boy groping Amanda Seyfried?
@michaelanipp: Probably Michael J. Fox's son
@davedollar: Just keep Taylor Swift away from him! And her!
@bradjlatta: Turns out it was just Anne Hathaway
And there's this:
@JamiesRabbits: Is it wrong to wish fatal bodily harm to Mrs. Hugh Jackman so he can grieve and then meet me at a Chick-fil-A?
@davedollar: My wife would beat you to that Cool Wrap luncheon, I promise.
@JamiesRabbits: Sister Wives!!
947p... George Clooney is out to give Best Actress to Drama... Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty. I almost feel like there are several locks for this year's Oscars... and Jess Chastain is one of them.
950p... And in the other lock, Best Actor for Drama... Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. Clooney just spits that out there like "yeah, we all know this..."
@Dougbenson: Meryl couldn't be here because she has Streep Throat. Goodnight!
955p... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
955p... I feel like if I could have pulled that Last of the Mohicans line off successfully, I would have gotten more dates. Just sayin'
@DanWolken: Being in an award category with Daniel Day Lewis is like coaching against Saban in a championship game
958p... Julia Roberts sighting...
958p... Argo wins Best Picture at the Golden Globes. Now, this throws the entire Best Picture race into all kinds of a tizzy.
959p... Argo fu.... wait a minute...
So... thats it. Its 10pm, Campbell Isaiah is screaming his fool head off, we had too little Tina & Amy, we're all tired, my Google search doesn't work and so on and so forth.